February 2012
then i went to a pub but they didn't even ask for...
it wasn't planned but instead of singing happy...
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: My boyfriend isn't excited about sex anymore, because I lost my figure due to pregnancy. Will you pay for his erectile dysfunction pills?
Government: Yes.
1612th:
so i reconsidered and decided to go downstairs and hang out with my family and like immediately as i got there everyone was talking about how tall i was and offering me food and asking about my grades and activities and stuff and now i am going to learn from my mistakes and never speak to my family again
I saw Conan O'Brien's lesbian doppelganger on the...
northerngrizzlywarrior:
brandon just called me (at 1am) to tell me he just...
i will be 18 in less than 3 hours. i can almost do...
i'll be 18 tomorrow
“I would hear about guys saying they wanted a girl with a sense of humor when...”
– Meghan O’Keefe on “Why Are We Not Best Friends?” Ustream videocast (via gabydunn)
tonight i rode a motorbike for the first time, and i was shit at it.
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apparently every girl from highschool has decided they are gay now. give me a break. also, i’m going to a strip club or two on saturday for my birthday :D that is, if my ID gets made in time.
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the ONE TIME i comment on someone's post on...
the UV rays here are so strong, that everytime i...